Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crops Grown:	1833	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	185	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1399
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	2719
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	117	Love Letters Sent:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	3893	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	7991	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!