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Players: 98/300 Votes: 1846
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
Buildings Constructed: 50 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish.

Join us if you want to receive Vtubing advice from the most eccentric and out-of-this-world characters you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe. Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered with the most outrageous reasons you’ll ever hear.

And don’t even get us started on the audience for X! We have viewers who will watch anything, even if it involves riding pigs off cliffs or building giant statues of potatoes. Need a video editor recommendation? We’ll suggest the most bizarre options that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have open company auditions for Hololive and Niji, where you can showcase your Vtubing skills in the most absurd and ridiculous ways possible. And if you need useful links, we’ve got pastebins that will make you laugh until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure insanity. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!

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  • ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

    ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 5568
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Runes Activated: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

    We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • NoVacayForYouCraft

    NoVacayForYouCraft
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 1374
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

    On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

    And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

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  • InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

    InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 9244
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Ores Mined: 7299 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Runes Activated: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

    Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

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  • Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

    Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 7399
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

    You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

    Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

    Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

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  • BralessGymWarrior

    BralessGymWarrior
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 1382
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 210 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

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  • BlockDreamz

    BlockDreamz
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 5044
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Zombie Dances: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

    Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

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  • AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

    AI Monster Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 8411
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8732 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Mythical Swords Crafted: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

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  • NoInkForStepkid

    NoInkForStepkid
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 5073
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Magic Items Found: 7003
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Crops Grown: 3243
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

    And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 5233
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Animals Bred: 142
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

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  • This server is online. server minecraft

    This server is online. server minecraft
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 8689
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 318 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Star Shards Collected: 102
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come in to just go through minecraft.

    Can’t we argue?)

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  • ColonyState SMP

    ColonyState SMP
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 4273
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
    We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
    There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
    What mods are included in the custom modpack? The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
    Are there any age restrictions for players? The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

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  • Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

    Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 5444
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 544 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

    I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

    Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

    ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 7567
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Votes: 4516
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

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  • BookNerd451

    BookNerd451
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 538
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 11

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    In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

    So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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  • CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

    CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 2580
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

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