Minecraft SMP: APUat85mMCAPMadness

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Are you tired of boring, low-volume Minecraft SMPs that keep crashing and burning like a failed rocket launch? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute chaos you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like that time a player accidentally turned their house into a giant potato or when a creeper started a dance party in the middle of town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unpredictable that the volume randomly goes to zero, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs sound anyway, right? It’s all part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Farms Harvested:	227
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Potions Brewed:	198	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Crops Grown:	9100	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	57
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	5090	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Spears Created:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8368
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5770	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	145	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ores Mined:	2515
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Love Letters Sent:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!