Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3190	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Ores Mined:	712

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	137

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Items Found:	1879	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Farms Harvested:	773
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Towns Built:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7496	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	192	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.