Minecraft SMP: /acrg/ Artist/Commissioner Rant Party #786

786, acrg, Anythinggoes, artist, ArtistCommissioner, bad artists, bad commissioners, BEWARE, commissioner, Exploitation, general, Gone Phishing Edition, Horu, j6un9, jbunny, Jocelyn Jones, kathielnotfound, Minecraft, OkiOppai, Party, Pixxy, rant, scam, Skitterleaf, smp, Snoopcrow, Timedwatcher

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Join our server for the ultimate Artist/Commissioner Rant General experience! We’ve got more tea than a high tea party, and more shade than a palm tree.

Vent about those bad artists and commissioners who have wronged you, and share your horror stories with fellow players. Beware of Horu, Pixxy, OkiOppai, and the rest of the shady crew – they’ll scam you faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and plenty of screenshots to roast those who try to delete their posts. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4993

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Emeralds Found:	3216	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7650	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Farms Harvested:	576	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1869
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	299	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2296	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8620
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ores Mined:	9037

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.