Minecraft SMP: AAAAAAAAAND NEEEEEEEEEEEEW! – The Ultimate Server of Chaos and Creativity

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, authoritarianism, China, communist regime, Diplomacy, east asia, ENEMY, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political conflict, power struggle, Propaganda, SECURITY, Server, Tensions

LOLZ, forget about Kim Jong-un and China drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only enemies you’ll have are creepers and zombies!

we got a whole new level of PVP action, like seriously, you’ll be battling it out like a pro in no time.

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure chest that only the bravest players can find. rumor has it, it’s filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you unstoppable.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. he’s always up to some mischief, but hey, it keeps things interesting, right?

so why waste time with real-world drama when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Star Shards Collected:	275
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FryCraft: MuskZuck Culture Mess

Celebrity, commentary, criticism, cultural norms, culture, debate, digital age, Ethics, FryCraft, Impact, influence, innovation, Media, Mess, Musk, MuskZuck, polluted culture, public figures, silicon valley, social media, society, Stephen Fry, Technology, Zuckerberg

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Tetris Therapy: PTSD Relief

cognitive therapy, guided treatment, long-term effects, mental health, mental health intervention, Mental Wellness, positive effects, post-traumatic stress disorder, psychological treatment, ptsd, PTSD management, Relief, stress relief, symptoms reduction, tetris, Therapy, therapy session, Trauma recovery, treatment session, video game, video game therapy

LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE A TETRIS TREATMENT SESSION FOR YO BRAIN! JOIN AND SAY BYE-BYE TO PTSD, YO! ONE SESSION AND YOU BE FEELIN’ FINE FOR WEEKS, EVEN MONTHS! COME ON, BUILD YO BLOCKS AND HEAL YO MIND, IT’S A NO-BRAINER, LITERALLY!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Mc WebPd

Adventure, Anarchy, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, Mini Games, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Hey there, Minecraft adventurers! Brace yourselves for McWebPd – the raw, unfiltered anarchy server that’s about to shake up your Minecraft world! We’re running on the cutting-edge 1.21.1, but don’t worry if you’re a bit behind – we welcome players from 1.12 all the way up! Anarchy Unleashed: Where Your Imagination Runs Wild! At McWebPd, we believe in true freedom. No rules holding you back, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft mayhem! Build, destroy, conquer – it’s all fair game as long as you don’t crash our party or lock others out of the fun. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got some seriously cool surprises hidden throughout our world. Stumble upon insanely enchanted gear or face off against custom mobs that’ll make your head spin. The best part? These gems are constantly evolving, keeping you on your toes with every login! And guess what? Your creations are here to stay. No resets, no wipes (fingers crossed 🤞). Build your legacy and watch it stand the test of time! Now, here’s the inside scoop: We’re still in development, and we need YOUR help to make McWebPd the ultimate anarchy experience. By joining now, you’re not just playing – you’re shaping the future of our server. How cool is that? So, are you ready to be part of something epic? Dive into the chaos at mc.webpd.ro and help us test the limits of what’s possible! Remember, in this world, you’re not just a player – you’re a pioneer. See you in the game, trailblazers! P.S. No special ranks, no admins breathing down your neck – just you, the wilderness, and endless possibilities. Let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Enchantments Applied:	252	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	2280	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

1ba3d

anarchistic, Anarchy, freedom, Minecraft, No Rules, Plugins, Server, Survival, Version 1.20.1

Minecraft server 1ba3d is anarchistic on version 1.20.1 and has no rules. Everyone can do whatever they want. There are some plugins etc.

But you will also have complete freedom there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Welcome to the Boomer’s Retirement Home for Minecraft Survivalists! Join now!

Adventure, application, bedrock, Biome, Boomers, BUILD, Clans, Community, Creative, EASY, Friendly, home, Inbox, Interactive, Join, Longterm, Minecraft, multiplayer, Quick, Retirement, Roleplay, rules, smp, Survival, Survivalists

Minecraft Bedrock Realm Server

Overview
Hello there! I’m looking for people to join my bedrock realm, it’s longterm, and interactive. I’m thinking that people could claim a biome and make their own clans, along with this there could be roleplay aspects depending on people’s interest. If you’d like to join please inbox me to take the application, it’s quick and easy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please inbox me to take the application. It’s quick and easy.
What kind of server is this?	This server is a longterm, interactive bedrock realm where players can claim biomes, create clans, and participate in roleplay aspects if interested.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, there are specific rules that must be followed to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.
Is this server vanilla or modded?	This server is vanilla.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Blacked Minecraft Server

abbreviation, acronym, Airline, Aviation, ba, blacked, blocky, branding, Business, Company, controversy, corporate, discrimination, Diversity, Industry, Marketing, Minecraft, Race, reputation, Server, Social Issues, travel

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the B in BA stands for Blacked! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low and twerking to the beat of the jukebox. 2. Our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant. 3. The villagers in our server have PhDs in trading and will haggle with you like you’ve never seen before. 4. Our Nether portal is actually a secret entrance to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and chickens rule the land. 5. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel form!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Lost Virginity to Escort on Tuesday Minecraft SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, concerns, consent, Curiosity, emotions, escort, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Exploration, first time, losing virginity, Lost, Minecraft, Nervous, Preparation, questions, safe sex, sex worker, smp, Tips, TUESDAY, VIRGINITY

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about losing your virginity to an escort again! Our server is filled with so many exciting adventures and challenges that you won’t have time for anything else. Plus, who needs escorts when you can have a virtual girlfriend made out of blocks? Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying. So come join us and leave all your escort-related worries behind!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SisCraft: The Parentification Trauma Minecraft Server

balancing family relationships, childhood impact, childhood trauma, children triggering trauma, emotional triggers, exclusion, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family responsibilities, Family Support, Gratitude, mental health, Minecraft, parent-child dynamics, Parentification, parentification trauma, Sacrifices, Server, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisCraft, Trauma, Trauma recovery

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

Our server is the perfect escape for those who have been raised by their siblings and need a break from family obligations. Our oldest sister (40F) may have sacrificed her own childhood to raise her younger siblings, but on our server, she can finally relax and unwind without any triggers.

With 16 children between the five siblings, family gatherings can get a little hectic. But on our server, there’s no need to worry about excluding anyone or dealing with guilt trips. Build your own virtual family and invite whoever you want – no judgment here!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and focus on building your dream world, join us now! Who needs real-life siblings when you have a virtual family of blocks and pixels?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Star Shards Collected:	233
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

10KidsNoWayInLawsStay

10 kids, 10KidsNoWayInLawsStay, aita, committed relationship, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, elitist, family, financial problems, Granddaughter, grief support group, Hardworking, House, judgemental, Pregnant, Promise, RESPONSIBILITY, single mother, son-in-law, troubled upbringing

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family story!

🏠 Picture this: a 7 bedroom house, a grieving father-in-law, a single mom of ten kids, and a baby on the way! Who knew Minecraft could get this juicy?

👶🏼 Will the father-in-law let his son-in-law’s girlfriend and her brood of children move into the house? Will he stand his ground and keep the house for his late daughter and granddaughter? Find out on our server as we roleplay this insane family drama!

💰 Money problems, promises broken, and accusations flying left and right – this Minecraft server has it all! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 😂

So come on over and join the fun – you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining gameplay you’ll ever experience! See you there! 🎮🤪

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8832	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineCrafterz SMP: WatchMoji!

animated movie, animated show, animation, cartoon, classic, Entertainment, family friendly, Favorite, film, iconic, memorable, Minecrafterz, must see, must watch, must watch list, Nostalgia, Popular, recommended, smp, television, Timeless, Top Picks, WatchMoji

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Crops Grown:	1519
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ForgetMeNotCraft

ForgetMeNotCraft, Impactful, lasting impression, life changing, Memories, Significant, unforgettable, unforgettable achievement, unforgettable bond, unforgettable encounter, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable feeling, unforgettable journey, unforgettable lesson, unforgettable memory, unforgettable milestone, unforgettable moment, unforgettable person, unforgettable story, unforgettable time

The time you joined our Minecraft server and got attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! It was a wild ride, but don’t worry, our friendly staff members were there to help you fend them off with enchanted golden carrots. Join us for more epic adventures and unforgettable moments – just watch out for those sneaky bunnies!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2066
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PagerPals Minecraft Server

Black Market, Bulgarian company, communication devices, criminal organization, Disappearance, eastern europe, fugitive, hezbollah, illegal sales, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, missing person, OWNER, PagerPals, pagers, Report, security threat, Server, suspicious activity, Terrorism

join our epic minecraft server where the owner of a bulgarian company selling pagers to hezbollah has gone missing! why, you ask? because he was too busy playing on our server and got lost in the virtual world! come join the fun and maybe you’ll find him wandering around, trying to sell pagers to creepers! who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server! come join now for a chance to be part of this wild and wacky story!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyUkrainians

Army, communications, confidential information, CraftyUkrainians, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, data breach, digital communication, Government, Information Security, intelligence, messaging app, Military, national security, Officials, privacy, russia, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, Ukraine

so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Corpse Detection System

Attuned, corpse, DETECTION, identified, mechanism stops operating, presence of corpses, receptor, removing dead cells, signal, spatially tuned, surprising mechanism, System

lol imagine a minecraft server where u gotta remove dead cells to survive! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! u gotta be spatially tuned to the presence of corpses or else u die! but watch out, if one receptor disappears, the whole mechanism stops operating! it’s like a crazy game of survival and strategy, join now if u dare!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4