Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that hatch into mini pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance to Thriller.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden carrots? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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