”Minecraft SMP: 5’6 Turbo Manlet”

5’6, attraction, early checkout, Humiliation, LIFESPAN, MANLET, Minecraft, mockery, MONEY, Respect, shame, smp, social value, Turbo

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	7348
Divine Spears Created:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6052
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a 5’6 turbo manlet in real life? Do you feel like other men will never respect you and women will never be genuinely attracted to you? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is equal!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a towering giant or a tiny pixie. No one will judge you based on your height, and you’ll never have to worry about being mocked or humiliated. Plus, you’ll have the chance to make tons of virtual money and live out your wildest fantasies without any limitations.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world behind. Who needs to endure shame and humiliation when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Star Shards Collected:	132	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crops Grown:	6920
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Animals Bred:	85	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Emeralds Found:	3298
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7360	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	186
Votes:	2002	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4429
Ores Mined:	5769	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4148

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	211866
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Void Gems Collected:	23

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Votes:	7284
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	6092
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Emeralds Found:	5713
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Farms Harvested:	900	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

play.yomnetwork.ca