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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6405	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Emeralds Found:	8466	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Votes:	6613
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
New Chunks Explored:	675835	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	135
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	4780	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	141	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Towns Built:	5

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Potions Brewed:	118
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Gods Slained:	2

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6404
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3921
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Zombie Dances:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net