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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

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MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4991	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Farms Harvested:	933	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	507705
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	5475
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Zombie Dances:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3841	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net