Minecraft Server Roasts & Rants

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New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own assassin business? Look no further than our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. Who knew Hell could be so wholesome? And don’t forget about Blitzo and his ragtag team of assassins trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. It’s like The Office, but with more fire and brimstone.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are checking out into Heaven and hellhounds are working as receptionists? Plus, our Cytube channel is always playing the best demon-themed music videos. And if you’re feeling creative, our booru might be a little dead, but that just means you have the chance to revive it with your own demon art!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even run into Charlie or Blitzo themselves while you’re building your demon empire.

Last Month Minecraft Server

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🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, I was chilling in Taiwan last month, right? And I was like, “Wow, this place is lit!” And then it hit me – what if ALL of China was as awesome as Taiwan?! 😱 So I started crying tears of joy at the thought of a China filled with bubble tea and night markets everywhere. But then I remembered, hey, I can just join this epic Minecraft server and experience the China of my dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with pandas riding minecarts and dragons breathing fire made of fried rice. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐼🔥🍚 #TaiwanIsLit #ChinaDreams #MinecraftMadness

The Secret MineCraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps just waiting for you to join in on the fun. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a monthly hot dog eating contest (in-game, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where VShojo and vtubers rule the land! Join us for some epic battles in Pummel Party with Zen, learn about guns with Henya (because who doesn’t need that skill in Minecraft?), and master the art of merchanting with Geega (who knew you could make diamonds that way?). Nagi will even teach you how to simulate Yakiniku – it’s like a BBQ party, but in Minecraft!

Our crew includes Froot, the fruitiest streamer around, Haruka who will karate chop her way to victory, and Hestia spreading happiness like it’s her job (which it kinda is). And don’t forget about Melody, the virtual queen of the server – she’ll show you how to project your way to success.

So come join us on this wild ride of virtual insanity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Who needs diamonds when you can have VShojo wins instead? Let’s get crafting, mining, and vibing together – because on this server, the fun never stops!

Squeeze Gamestop Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the GME (Gamestop) madness has taken over! Join us as we embark on a wild journey filled with trading memes, diamond hands, and moon missions.

Picture this: historical price support points to January 14th, volume and implied volatility point to January 5th, Gamestop board actions point to January 31st, Roaring Kitty points to January 28th, and Deep Fucking Value points to January 17th. It’s like we’re living in a time loop of epic proportions!

But fear not, for we have gathered a group of highly regarded traders who are ALL IN on crazy targets. With their expertise and meme magic, we are sure to reach new heights in the world of Minecraft trading.

So come join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the SEC). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one diamond at a time!

Valyria Network

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Welcome to Valyria!

Dive into a one-of-a-kind hack-allowed Minecraft experience. Valyria features Prison and Raid gamemodes, with regular events to keep the action alive.

Prison: Begin as a D-Prisoner, mine your way to freedom, and transition into an epic Factions adventure. Our Prison gamemode blends classic Prison mechanics with the thrill of Factions.

Raid: Test your PvP and raiding skills in a dynamic environment that serves as the perfect proving ground for Prison gameplay.

Join us for exciting events, new gamemodes, and an unforgettable journey in the world of Valyria.

Are you ready to conquer Valyria?

valyria.gg:25570

⚔️ Dream Survival – RPG PVP survival with captures Minecraft server

Backpacks, captures, Casino, Cosmetics, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, Entertainment, Grip system, Mob Leveling, Monsters, Premium gameplay, PvP, Regular Updates, resource pack, RPG, RPG adventure, Support, Survival, Unique game world

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Dream Survival is a high-quality, high-performance SURVIVAL (SURVIVAL) server WITHOUT WIPES! The server is developed by professional programmers and develops every day.

? Unique game world

Bored of classic Minecraft? Our server adds a splash of color to the game with interactive systems and unique configurations.

⚔️ RPG adventure

Explore new dungeons with three difficulty levels. Fight powerful monsters and get valuable rewards!

? Mob leveling and scaling system

Improve your skills, and the mobs will become stronger along with you for more exciting gameplay!

? Grip system

Create your own kingdom! Capture territories and defend your possessions.

⚙️ Custom plugins

Unique plugins designed specifically to enhance your gaming experience.

? Entertainment

Relax in our casino with slot machines, blackjack, lottery and crash games!

? Cosmetics and backpacks

Stand out from other players with different hats and expand your inventory with new backpacks.

? Premium gameplay

Get access to additional features and benefits.

? Resource pack

Immerse yourself in a unique world with our custom resource pack.

? Regular updates

We are constantly working on new features and content to keep you playing.

❓ Support

Our team is always ready to help you and answer all your questions.

play.dream-survival.ru

Poker Pro Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping, distraction, Entertainment, Escape, Fun, gambling, Game, Learn poker, Life, mental health, Minecraft, optimism, poker, positivity, PRO, resilience, self improvement, Server, skill-building, strategy, stress relief, winning

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Are you tired of real life kicking you in the butt? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server where you can learn to play Poker like a pro! Imagine sitting at a virtual table, bluffing your way to victory while building a majestic castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs real life when you can win big and have fun in the virtual world? Join us now and let’s deal some virtual cards together!

Opportunity Wasted Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s better than a disappointing movie ending! We’ve got top-tier players, epic builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Explore our insane locations and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike watching that movie).

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the globohomo jewish pedophile elite infiltrating your Minecraft world? Join our server and fight against them in epic battles that will make you question reality! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to take down the corrupt forces of the world while building epic structures and exploring new lands. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and mystery that only the bravest players can uncover. So come join us and show the world that you are not afraid to take on the biggest challenges, both in-game and in real life!

Anime Fans Minecraft SMP: Comforting Cliches & Tropes

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Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft SMP? Are you ready for some mind-blowing plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous adventures, like riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens or building a giant statue of a potato that comes to life and starts dancing the Macarena. Our server is full of surprises that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

Plus, we have a community of anime fans who are always ready to debate the most controversial plot points and character arcs. You’ll never hear the phrase “it’s just shock value” on our server because we embrace the unexpected and celebrate the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re going to need it!

PixelQuest WildRealms

Adventure, building, Catching, Collaborative, Community, Environment, Features, Friendly, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Magic, Mechanics, Minecraft, Mods, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Towny, Trading

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Welcome to PixelQuest WildRealms This is a Minecraft server founded by two friends, Kamryn and Oliver, who share a passion for gaming, community, and fun!

What is this? What started as a simple idea between two friends has grown into a vibrant community where players can connect, explore, and enjoy the magic of Pixelmon together. Whether you’re here to build, trade, or catch them all, there’s something for everyone in this immersive and friendly environment.

Why PixelQuest WildRealms is Special: Community First: It’s not just about gameplay; it’s about contributing to the community, having fun and creating friendships. Inclusive for All: Whether you’re a seasoned/experienced player or just starting out, you’re welcome here! Collaborative Fun: Trade, battle, and explore with players from around the world.

Kamryn and Oliver have worked hard to make this server a unique experience, combining the best mods, features, and custom mechanics to ensure the fun never stops. Profits go directly back into the server, ensuring smooth gameplay and continuous improvements.

So, jump in, make friends, and become part of the PixelQuest WildRealms family! The adventure awaits! Let’s make this journey unforgettable—together.

142.4.206.223:25575

Pixel Pals – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our staff overseer is a squid who has overrun the server with alien insects and robots, all in the name of spreading democracy. Join us in this 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter where you’ll fight against hordes of creatures while trying to liberate planets and the entire galaxy!

But wait, there’s more! The first Helldivers game was actually the inspiration for this server, where players had to use Magicka-like mechanics to survive. Now, with HELLDIVERS 2, the stakes are even higher and the chaos is even greater.

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter some urban legends or truth enforcers along the way. See you in the game!

Party Mom Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments! Our server is so crazy, even your mom from the 90s would want to join in on the fun. From flipping the bird to making questionable gestures in the background, our community is always up to something outrageous. So come on, join us and see what wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Scientists looking into attractiveness Minecraft server

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Are you tired of being told there’s no hope for you, white guys? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, fair-skinned players are the most alluring! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with beautiful fair-skinned women who will be drawn to you like moths to a flame. And for the ladies, we’ve got a plethora of dark and mysterious men just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Join us and defy the laws of attraction in the most ridiculous way possible!

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Towns Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2277
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	8775
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
New Chunks Explored:	881699	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
New Chunks Explored:	434003	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	711854	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Animals Bred:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3359	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9518
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
New Chunks Explored:	255482	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Dimension Hops:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9074	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Towns Built:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7