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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4773 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
We’ve already cleared all the dungeons without healers, a month before they were even released – that’s how epic we are. And don’t even get us started on the savage and ultimate challenges – it’s a wild ride of mitigation checks and spamming spells like there’s no tomorrow.
But here’s the kicker – if you’re a healer playtester who gets too good, you’re outta here! And don’t even think about trying to glam up your SCH, they’re stuck in a dress no matter what.
So come join the chaos, where even the easiest rotation in the game is a challenge. It’s a shitshow, but it’s our shitshow and we love it!