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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4454 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2300 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.
So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉