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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1086 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2904 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly, talking cows. These cows not only provided endless entertainment with their hilarious jokes, but they also gave out free diamonds to anyone who could out-moo them in a cow-mimicking contest.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a blocky, teleporting creature in a dimly lit cave.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a floating island made entirely of pancakes. Yes, you read that right. Pancakes. Need I say more?
So come join us for some brekky time fun on the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you?