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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4445 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Towns Built: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 37 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 209 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 20 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly, talking cows. These cows not only provided endless entertainment with their hilarious jokes, but they also gave out free diamonds to anyone who could out-moo them in a cow-mimicking contest.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a blocky, teleporting creature in a dimly lit cave.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a floating island made entirely of pancakes. Yes, you read that right. Pancakes. Need I say more?
So come join us for some brekky time fun on the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you?