Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter #389”

Banners, banter, beginner’s guide, blocky, consortiums, Counterside, Courageous, CS24GARDEN, CS24PROSPERITY, csg, Event, gear guide, Global, HildFriends, LANIHALLOWEEN, Memories, Minecraft, Prestissimo, promo codes, raid gear, reroll guide, Resources, RosariaPits, Server, shop guide, trimming gear, units

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous events and units!

Join now and get 50 free recruits to start off your adventure. And don’t forget to claim the passcode “Fatima” for exclusive rewards!

But wait, there’s more! Our SSR units include Lee Yumi, Chinatsu, Sky, Lulu, Luna, and Sanae – all ready to kick some blocky butt. And if that’s not enough, we have ASSR units like Felix, Mavka, Joo Shiyoon, and Replacer Queen to add some spice to your gameplay.

Need resources? We got you covered with our handy guides and spreadsheets for all your raiding and trimming needs. Plus, join one of our global consortiums like HildFriends, Prestissimo, or RosariaPits for some extra fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures, the wildest battles, and the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

WeddingCraft or TherapyCraft

anger issues, brother’s therapy, Communication, depression, family, Financial, forgiveness, Guilt, in-laws, Marriage, neglect, parents, reconciliation, relationships, selfish, Siblings, Support, Therapy, TherapyCraft, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3662
Star Shards Collected:	75	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Enchantments Applied:	71	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! So, get this, my bro Kyle is out here causing chaos with his anger issues and depression, and my in-laws are straight up boycotting my wedding because I won’t cancel it to pay for his therapy! Like, what even is this soap opera? 😂

But hey, if you wanna join this wild ride of a server, we’ve got all the craziness you could ever dream of. From family feuds to financial dilemmas, we’ve got it all! Who needs reality TV when you can just log onto this server and witness the chaos firsthand? 🤪

So, come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over wedding funds and therapy bills. It’s all fun and games until someone breaks a nose…or hits their girlfriend. 😅 But hey, that’s just another day in the life of this Minecraft server! 🎉🎮

PetPawParty Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, Antics, BIZARRE, crazy, eccentric, funny, idiosyncrasies, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar habits, peculiarities, pet behavior, pet habits, PetPawParty, Pets, quirky, smp, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a pet chicken that thinks it’s a ninja and does backflips all day long. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig that can breakdance better than any human I’ve ever seen. Plus, our pet llama is a secret agent who goes on top secret missions when we’re not looking. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. You won’t regret it, I promise!

OffKeyCraft

big singer, famous singer, famous singers, mainstream artist, mainstream success, Music (Industry), music industry controversies, music industry criticism, music industry debate, music industry scandals, music industry success, OffKeyCraft, overrated singer, popular music, successful singer, talentless singer, untalented singer, vocal abilities, vocal performance, worst singer, worst singer ever

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	84	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of listening to terrible singers on the radio? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the worst singer to ever make it big serenading you 24/7! Join us for a cacophony of off-key notes and ear-piercing screeches that will have you questioning your sanity. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of tone-deaf zombies who have formed a boy band and are ready to perform their latest hit single, “Moans of Misery.” So if you’re looking for a truly unique and unforgettable musical experience, join our server today!

F16Frenzy2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, Defense, defense cooperation, defense procurement, european defense, F-16s, F16Frenzy2025, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, military support, nato, Netherlands, Netherlands military, SECURITY, Ukrainian defense minister, Ukrainian military

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have F-16s flying around like crazy in 2025!!! ukrainian defense minister is like “woah this server is lit, gotta send more planes!!!” join us for a wild ride of explosions and chaos, you won’t regret it!! also, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, true story bro. so come on and join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever!!! #F16s4life #pigcliffrider

Pixel Retraction: Top Scientist Server

academic misconduct, academic publishing, citation analysis, citation manipulation, citation patterns, citation practices, citations, database, Ethics, papers, PIXEL, publication, research, research misconduct, retracted papers, Retraction, Retractions, scholarly publishing, scientific integrity, scientist, scientists, self-citation rates, Server, Top, top-cited

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	654
Love Letters Sent:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1969	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Towns Built:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where over 8,000 of the top scientists are running around, causing chaos and mayhem. These crazy scientists have retracted papers left and right, but that just makes them more interesting!

Join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Watch as these scientists self-cite like there’s no tomorrow and publish papers like they’re going out of style. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a server full of retracted papers and wild scientists?

So come on down and join the fun! Who knows what kind of crazy experiments and shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server. Don’t miss out on the action, join now!

The Lab

Craftoria, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, HARD, Head Database, Lab, location, Minigames, Modpack, proximity voice chat, Render Distance, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4228
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Votes:	8154
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

The Lab Minecraft Server

General Info:

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features:

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues

Join Us:

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

FAQ:

1. How often does the server restart?

The server restarts rarely and there are no plans to reset the map anytime soon.

2. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, we have a shopping district centered around spawn for all your shopping needs.

3. Can I host my own events or minigames on the server?

Absolutely! You can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host your own.

4. Is there a modded server available?

Alongside our vanilla SMP, we also run a modded server using the Craftoria modpack. More information can be found upon joining.

Wanderlust Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, Exercise, Exploring, fresh air, Go for a walk, health benefits, leisure walk, mental health, mindfulness, nature walk, outdoor activities, physical activity, Realm, Relaxation, see this, self-care, SightSeeing, stress relief, walk, Wanderlust, well-being, what to do

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

This Minecraft server is like going for a walk and stumbling upon a magical realm where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable life choices. You’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, comfort, decision, discussion, family, Father, grandchildren, grandchildren’s future, grandmother, GrannyCraft, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, new year’s eve, parents, Rent, Server, STUDIES, ungrateful, wealth

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of living under your parent’s roof like a peasant? Do you dream of finally spreading your wings and flying into the world of independence? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual kingdom, just like you’ve always dreamed. And the best part? You might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make you the richest player in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will guide you on your quest for glory. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to greatness. And remember, accepting the money in-game is never a bad thing – it’s all part of the game!

WeddingCrasherCraft

bachelorette party, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, cakes, cultural ceremonies, Cultural differences, emotional drain, friendship, hair, maid of honor, makeup, micromanaging, professional makeup, sister of the bride, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding photos, wedding planning, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ores Mined:	3567
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Emeralds Found:	1679	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride is the only shining star? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can be the center of attention on your special day!

Imagine a world where you can have professional hair and makeup done, only to be overshadowed by the bride who will micromanage your every move. But wait, there’s more! You can also be accused of trying to outshine the bride just by doing your own makeup because waiting for the artist is so last season.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be yelled at, mocked, and emotionally drained by the bride herself. And who needs group pictures with the bride anyway? It’s her day, not yours!

Join our server now and experience the wedding of a lifetime, where drama and chaos are guaranteed!

LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Potions Brewed:	171	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3224	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	11663
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!

Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Community Projects, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, HermitCraft-like theme, ordinary, PVP Event, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Emeralds Found:	1944	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops
Why Join Us	Active and Diverse Players Whitelisted Server Events and Community Projects Custom Resource Pack
How to Join	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Java version 1.21.4

Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.

Is the server community-focused?

Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.

Are there any grief protection measures in place?

Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

What kind of events can I participate in on the server?

Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.

Pixel Quest 1.20

94727812, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!