Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter #389”

Banners, banter, beginner’s guide, blocky, consortiums, Counterside, Courageous, CS24GARDEN, CS24PROSPERITY, csg, Event, gear guide, Global, HildFriends, LANIHALLOWEEN, Memories, Minecraft, Prestissimo, promo codes, raid gear, reroll guide, Resources, RosariaPits, Server, shop guide, trimming gear, units

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous events and units!

Join now and get 50 free recruits to start off your adventure. And don’t forget to claim the passcode “Fatima” for exclusive rewards!

But wait, there’s more! Our SSR units include Lee Yumi, Chinatsu, Sky, Lulu, Luna, and Sanae – all ready to kick some blocky butt. And if that’s not enough, we have ASSR units like Felix, Mavka, Joo Shiyoon, and Replacer Queen to add some spice to your gameplay.

Need resources? We got you covered with our handy guides and spreadsheets for all your raiding and trimming needs. Plus, join one of our global consortiums like HildFriends, Prestissimo, or RosariaPits for some extra fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures, the wildest battles, and the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

WeddingCraft or TherapyCraft

anger issues, brother’s therapy, Communication, depression, family, Financial, forgiveness, Guilt, in-laws, Marriage, neglect, parents, reconciliation, relationships, selfish, Siblings, Support, Therapy, TherapyCraft, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ores Mined:	3126
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Animals Bred:	120	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! So, get this, my bro Kyle is out here causing chaos with his anger issues and depression, and my in-laws are straight up boycotting my wedding because I won’t cancel it to pay for his therapy! Like, what even is this soap opera? 😂

But hey, if you wanna join this wild ride of a server, we’ve got all the craziness you could ever dream of. From family feuds to financial dilemmas, we’ve got it all! Who needs reality TV when you can just log onto this server and witness the chaos firsthand? 🤪

So, come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over wedding funds and therapy bills. It’s all fun and games until someone breaks a nose…or hits their girlfriend. 😅 But hey, that’s just another day in the life of this Minecraft server! 🎉🎮

PetPawParty Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, Antics, BIZARRE, crazy, eccentric, funny, idiosyncrasies, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar habits, peculiarities, pet behavior, pet habits, PetPawParty, Pets, quirky, smp, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a pet chicken that thinks it’s a ninja and does backflips all day long. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig that can breakdance better than any human I’ve ever seen. Plus, our pet llama is a secret agent who goes on top secret missions when we’re not looking. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. You won’t regret it, I promise!

OffKeyCraft

big singer, famous singer, famous singers, mainstream artist, mainstream success, Music (Industry), music industry controversies, music industry criticism, music industry debate, music industry scandals, music industry success, OffKeyCraft, overrated singer, popular music, successful singer, talentless singer, untalented singer, vocal abilities, vocal performance, worst singer, worst singer ever

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of listening to terrible singers on the radio? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the worst singer to ever make it big serenading you 24/7! Join us for a cacophony of off-key notes and ear-piercing screeches that will have you questioning your sanity. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of tone-deaf zombies who have formed a boy band and are ready to perform their latest hit single, “Moans of Misery.” So if you’re looking for a truly unique and unforgettable musical experience, join our server today!

F16Frenzy2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, Defense, defense cooperation, defense procurement, european defense, F-16s, F16Frenzy2025, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, military support, nato, Netherlands, Netherlands military, SECURITY, Ukrainian defense minister, Ukrainian military

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have F-16s flying around like crazy in 2025!!! ukrainian defense minister is like “woah this server is lit, gotta send more planes!!!” join us for a wild ride of explosions and chaos, you won’t regret it!! also, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, true story bro. so come on and join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever!!! #F16s4life #pigcliffrider

Pixel Retraction: Top Scientist Server

academic misconduct, academic publishing, citation analysis, citation manipulation, citation patterns, citation practices, citations, database, Ethics, papers, PIXEL, publication, research, research misconduct, retracted papers, Retraction, Retractions, scholarly publishing, scientific integrity, scientist, scientists, self-citation rates, Server, Top, top-cited

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Towns Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where over 8,000 of the top scientists are running around, causing chaos and mayhem. These crazy scientists have retracted papers left and right, but that just makes them more interesting!

Join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Watch as these scientists self-cite like there’s no tomorrow and publish papers like they’re going out of style. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a server full of retracted papers and wild scientists?

So come on down and join the fun! Who knows what kind of crazy experiments and shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server. Don’t miss out on the action, join now!

The Lab

Craftoria, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, HARD, Head Database, Lab, location, Minigames, Modpack, proximity voice chat, Render Distance, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crops Grown:	3884
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	282	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

The Lab Minecraft Server

General Info:

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features:

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues

Join Us:

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

FAQ:

1. How often does the server restart?

The server restarts rarely and there are no plans to reset the map anytime soon.

2. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, we have a shopping district centered around spawn for all your shopping needs.

3. Can I host my own events or minigames on the server?

Absolutely! You can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host your own.

4. Is there a modded server available?

Alongside our vanilla SMP, we also run a modded server using the Craftoria modpack. More information can be found upon joining.

Wanderlust Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, Exercise, Exploring, fresh air, Go for a walk, health benefits, leisure walk, mental health, mindfulness, nature walk, outdoor activities, physical activity, Realm, Relaxation, see this, self-care, SightSeeing, stress relief, walk, Wanderlust, well-being, what to do

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Towns Built:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

This Minecraft server is like going for a walk and stumbling upon a magical realm where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable life choices. You’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, comfort, decision, discussion, family, Father, grandchildren, grandchildren’s future, grandmother, GrannyCraft, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, new year’s eve, parents, Rent, Server, STUDIES, ungrateful, wealth

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Animals Bred:	199
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of living under your parent’s roof like a peasant? Do you dream of finally spreading your wings and flying into the world of independence? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual kingdom, just like you’ve always dreamed. And the best part? You might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make you the richest player in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will guide you on your quest for glory. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to greatness. And remember, accepting the money in-game is never a bad thing – it’s all part of the game!

WeddingCrasherCraft

bachelorette party, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, cakes, cultural ceremonies, Cultural differences, emotional drain, friendship, hair, maid of honor, makeup, micromanaging, professional makeup, sister of the bride, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding photos, wedding planning, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride is the only shining star? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can be the center of attention on your special day!

Imagine a world where you can have professional hair and makeup done, only to be overshadowed by the bride who will micromanage your every move. But wait, there’s more! You can also be accused of trying to outshine the bride just by doing your own makeup because waiting for the artist is so last season.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be yelled at, mocked, and emotionally drained by the bride herself. And who needs group pictures with the bride anyway? It’s her day, not yours!

Join our server now and experience the wedding of a lifetime, where drama and chaos are guaranteed!

LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mines Excavated:	4546
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1677	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Potions Brewed:	124	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Potions Brewed:	62	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Star Shards Collected:	192	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1561	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!

Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Community Projects, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, HermitCraft-like theme, ordinary, PVP Event, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ores Mined:	8410
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4480
Magic Items Found:	8862	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops
Why Join Us	Active and Diverse Players Whitelisted Server Events and Community Projects Custom Resource Pack
How to Join	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Java version 1.21.4

Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.

Is the server community-focused?

Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.

Are there any grief protection measures in place?

Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

What kind of events can I participate in on the server?

Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.

Pixel Quest 1.20

94727812, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!