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LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7885
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!

Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Community Projects, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, HermitCraft-like theme, ordinary, PVP Event, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops
Why Join Us	Active and Diverse Players Whitelisted Server Events and Community Projects Custom Resource Pack
How to Join	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Java version 1.21.4

Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.

Is the server community-focused?

Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.

Are there any grief protection measures in place?

Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

What kind of events can I participate in on the server?

Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.

Pixel Quest 1.20

94727812, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Love Letters Sent:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

animal companionship, animal cruelty, animal welfare, dog ownership, Husky, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet love, pet neglect, pet rehoming, pet rehoming conflicts, pet relationships, pet responsibility, pet training, pet training difficulties, puppylove, rehoming, Server, spaying, walking dogs

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Potions Brewed:	57	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.

Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!

Therapist AFK Again

Afk, aita, Cancelling, continue sessions, demanding, exception, hating patients, Late, moving abroad, online sessions, sick, Therapist, Upset, work meeting

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mines Excavated:	4759	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

SMPCharmCraft: Ladies Love Surprises!

ladies, love, SMPCharmCraft, Surprises

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	141	Runes Activated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

OMG, so like, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the coolest place ever to build and mine and stuff. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who wears a top hat made of diamonds. Like, how crazy is that?? And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon and now they ride around on it like a boss. So, like, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just follow the rainbow road made of marshmallows and you’ll be there in no time. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

BlockyBeautyBoost

Allure, attractive, BlockyBeautyBoost, body positivity, Charm, Confidence, empowerment, Exercise, fashion, Grooming, hair, inner beauty, lingerie, makeup, outer beauty, seduction, self love, self-care, Self-expression, Sexy, skincare

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a pixelated supermodel with our exclusive custom skins that will have all the creepers drooling over you. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle with confidence on our server?

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?

CelibacyCraft: Exit vs. Embed

CelibacyCraft, community engagement, Embed, emotional well being, exit, Gender Roles, incel forums, Incels.is, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, mens issues, mental health, mental health support, online communities, online forums, r/IncelExit, self improvement, sexual frustration, social dynamics, social isolation, stigma, support groups, toxic masculinity

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we study incel forums for men who can’t get a date! We got r/IncelExit where dudes tryna leave da incel life behind and Incels.is for da ones still stuck in dat incel mindset. On r/IncelExit, we got 74.7% informational support like how to talk to girls and stuff. But on Incels.is, it’s all about emotional support cuz these dudes need some serious help! Join now for a wild ride full of incel drama and maybe even find love in da blocky world of Minecraft!

Warped

application, collaboration, Community, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, Friendly, friendship, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minigames, Projects, rules, Server, smp, Standards, Trust, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	9594	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members.
Server Type	Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks
Community	Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events
Expectations	High standard for new players and applications

FAQs

How do I join Warped SMP?

To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.

Is Warped SMP a true vanilla Minecraft experience?

Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Is Warped SMP a long-term server?

Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.

How can I stay updated on server events and news?

You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.

Decade of NEET Adventure 1.20.5

1.20.5, 10 years, achievement, Adventure, anniversary, celebration, Decade, Journey, Life Changes, long term, looking back, milestone, moving forward, NEET, not in education, not in employment, not in training, personal growth, progress, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, unemployed

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	632
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, guess what? I’ve been a NEET for a whole freakin’ decade! Can you believe it? And to celebrate this momentous occasion, I’ve decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the history of, like, ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate virtual party for my NEET anniversary. We’ll have pixelated cake, virtual fireworks, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself (jk, but a girl can dream, right?).

So come on down and join the fun! Let’s make this NEETiversary one for the history books. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way. Or not, who cares? It’s all about the memes, baby.

BroSisGFBeQuietMC

air fresheners, alternative milk, big pharma, BroSisGFBeQuietMC, friends tv show, health, healthy lifestyle, Holistic Living, instagram, Matthew Perry, Media, mindful living, Motherhood, perfume, respectful communication, RFK jr supporter, scented candles, tampons, Toxins, Tums, Vaccines

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Farms Harvested:	482	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server where you can escape the real world craziness and dive into the wild world of blocky adventures.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where everyone is obsessed with holistic living and health. Need some virtual essential oils to calm your nerves after a creeper attack? We got you covered. And forget about using any potions with harmful ingredients, our server only allows organic, all-natural potions made from ingredients you can find in your virtual garden.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a hub for conspiracy theories and anti-media propaganda. Want to debate the validity of vaccines while building your dream castle? Look no further. And don’t worry about those pesky air fresheners or tampons, because on our server, we only use alternative products that won’t harm the environment (or your virtual body).

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of holistic living, conspiracy theories, and blocky adventures. Just remember to watch out for the virtual RFK jr supporters roaming around, they can be quite the handful.

AlarmTuneMinecraftSMP

alarm clock, alarm clock tune, alarm melody, alarm noise, alarm ringtone, alarm sound, alarm tune, AlarmTuneMinecraftSMP, daily routine, favorite song, get out of bed, morning music, morning routine, Music, rise and shine, start the day, Wake Up, wake up call, wake up music, wake up playlist, wake up song

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we argue over who gets the last piece of cake, we prank each other with exploding sheep, and we have epic rap battles in the town square. Plus, our wake up alarm tunes are straight fire – from Justin Bieber to the Minecraft soundtrack, we’ve got it all!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. True story, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the flip side, my dudes! Peace out!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Farms Harvested:	874
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4