Minecraft Moron HQ

Absurd, bumbling, Central Stupidity Agency, Classified, comedy, Espionage, farce, Government, humor, Incompetence, intelligence, investigation, Minecraft, moron, Parody, Ridiculous, satire, secret agency, slapstick, Spy, top secret, undercover

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and logic goes out the window! Join us if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be the safest shelter in the land. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it sure was a blast!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: the dragon cheats). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Circus, where chickens ride on the backs of baby zombies in a death-defying stunt show.

So come join us at the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

Mencraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Potions Brewed:	39	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

A private survival multi-player. – Java (latest version) – occasional wars – paid 24/7 99.998% server uptime – No griefing base rule (can take over) – game enhancing plugins that don’t change the game: Combat log, Graves – Hard Game Difficulty – PVP Enabled – infinite Player Slots – 25% Player Sleep – 30000 Block World Border – Active Community Discord – Whitelist on. Feel free to dm CarboNitee#9678, ev#0010

restart.mcserver.us

Hide Your Fire Civilized Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

We’re player run. We have a light but functional government of player operators, and player input is what drives this place.

We’re well managed. Our server admins are pro/am, and know their stuff. Years of nightly backups, with per-spot or per-player rollbacks available for the asking.

We’re free. There is no currency involved, no buying ranks. We play because we love Minecraft.

We’re friendly. We’re almost always super welcoming and nice. Oh, and there’s no hate speech tolerated here – racism, nationalism, sexism, homophobia. That means you’re safe to just relax, and play. It’s smashing.

We’re currently running NO WORLD BORDER. That’s right. It just …. keeps going. Infinite map.

We also have MoveCraft, SimpleClans, SavageSmelter, CoreProtect (for rollbacks) LWC for chest / door / armor stand locking, Stables for horse management, and XP Deposit. Come on, join us.

play.hideyourfire.com

Pokenite Pixelmon

Pixelmon

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3182	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Potions Brewed:	121	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

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pokenite.net

Eternity MC

Crackedserver, Events, Lifestealserver, Missions, Quests, RANK, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

What is Eternity MC?Eternity MC is an Asian Minecraft Server.

Why should we join Eternity MC?We should join Eternity MC because of the following features :

play.eternitysrv.xyz:25729

RenateMC

Cpvp, Economy, free, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2409
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

RenateMC’s existence is to make sure you to have fun. We place our locations instead of Singapore and target players from Philippines. We understand that ping matters, and we place our servers in Philippines to minimise your ping as low as possible, while expanding into locations like India and Homg Kong for more global players.

play.renatemc.com

www.infinitysilence.1x.de

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

concept Are you looking for a German Minecraft server that runs stable and smoothly – with a nice community that likes to help each other out? Are you tired of constantly having to move because ugly buildings are being built near you or because griefers are constantly destroying your work? Then you are exactly right with us! -ISG-minecraft-server is a Minecraft server for up to 32 players and, thanks to its well-thought-out and constantly evolving concept, offers the greatest possible protection for your buildings with correspondingly great freedom and selection of blocks. Zone principle on Empire (our main world) By automatically creating resident zones, which can also be connected to entire cities, you enjoy absolute protection of your property. If you need more space, this is of course no problem – a simple ticket for a zone expansion is sufficient. If you later want to build a home in another location, you can create another zone for a certain fee. If you are a fan of large projects, the community project area near the spawn offers you enough space to plan and implement epic projects together with other players. Community projects also have the opportunity to introduce themselves in the town hall at the spawn.

84.200.27.250

Heart SMP

Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Divine Spears Created:	23

Each 4 LVL u will gain 1 heart U can try u skills and build cool base we have teams plugin too and economy with valut u can even buy flytime using /tf we have claim plugin too u can open chests in someone claims so u can rob players I made that bc i want to play with someone

heart_smp.gamename.net:43686

Provim 1.20.4 + 1.21 Features – | SURVIVAL | STORY | VALENTINES EVENT NOW

#exciting, Adventure, Adventuremode, best, Claims, Community, Contest, Contests, Dedicated, Discord, Epic, Event, Events, Fun, Gaming, Giveaway, Giveaways, Griefprotection, Hybrid, Hybridserver, Landclaim, Network, Provim, Quests, RPG, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Snapshot, Snapshots, Story, Storymode, Survival, Survivalmode, Survivalserver, Survivalworld

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Crops Grown:	1499	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	168
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

🎮 Playtime Ranks | Grief Protection | Group Chats 🎮

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Live the ultimate adventure on Provim! 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 is a home away from home for gamers looking for the best environment to Survive, Build and play through our epic Story – solo or in a group!

💔[𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘒 𝘖𝘕𝘓𝘠] 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨’𝐬 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 – In the spirit of Valentines Day, Valentio has come to the event isle and brought his carnival with him! This will be accessible starting RIGHT NOW and will continue for one week. Get there with /event.

➡️ 𝐒𝐞𝐦𝐢-𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐒𝐌𝐏 – 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 5 – The Provim SMP is finely tuned and balanced to maintain a Vanilla-esque game feel. Our custom mechanics are all designed to feel like a natural part of the Minecraft experience and are designed with playtime based ranks – 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐧!

➡️ 𝐀𝐧 𝐀𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 – 𝟎.𝟐.𝟎 – Hop into 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘔𝘰𝘥𝘦 and complete our various quests! Our Story mode is a unique, expansive experience that will have you travelling from island to island. Our Story is a fun additional game mode, adding a balanced layer on top of our already amazing SMP.

Join DISCORD for special events, giveaways,and to keep up to date with the community!

play.provim.org

Wild SMP

smp, Survival, Wildsmp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Bedrock + JavaIP: play.wildsmp.xyzBedrock Port: 25590

Website: www.wildsmp.xyz

MAP: map.wildsmp.xyz

Wild SMP is a new Custom Terrain survival server with lots of features! Don’t worry about griefing on this server as there is a brilliant claiming system. This is the perfect server for you as there are many things to do such as: Meet new friends, create shops and markets, relax and most of all HAVE FUN!!

play.wildsmp.xyz

Epicmcs

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crops Grown:	7186	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

No White List Dedicated Server, Land Protection, Hunger Games, Towny, PVP War Zones, Mob Arenas, creative World Edit, Live Map. Gain skills and custom enchanted upgradable weapons and armor as you play with Unique EpicAutoRank and EpicArmor. Custom Epic Plugins designed to enhance playing experience you cannot get anywhere else! Join the greatest Minecraft community in the world!

mc.epicmcs.com

Mystic SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Divine Spears Created:	25
Love Letters Sent:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ores Mined:	5059
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

The Mystic SMP is a minecraft server for the streamer Pheo_xd on twitch but its much more! We have playershops, economy, crates, ranks and much much more!

play.mysticsmp.com

Persival Minecraft [1.20.4]

classic, LATEST, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Persival Minecraft is a pure survival persistent minecraft server. We have a few plugins to help with management of the server and player features. The most notable being:

BottledExpCustom ItemsHomes/TeleportationLocketteSleep Majority

No mods, no bullshit. Simple rules and small community. Discord is required to play on this service.Join our Discord here!

persival.firav.us

Panda’s Hexxit 2 SMP

Hexxit2, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to Panda’s Hexxit 2 SMP

Explore a world like no other in Panda’s Hexxit 2 SMP, the ultimate Minecraft modpack experience hosted on the Panda’s Server Network. Immerse yourself in an adventure that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with the thrilling challenges and excitement of the Hexxit 2 modpack.

Features:

Hexxit 2 Modpack: Dive into a realm of endless possibilities with the Hexxit 2 modpack, featuring a curated selection of mods that enhance every aspect of your gameplay experience. From new weapons and tools to mysterious dungeons and powerful artifacts, there’s always something new to discover.

Survival Mode: Test your skills and resilience in our survival mode, where every decision matters. Gather resources, build shelters, and fend off hostile mobs as you strive to thrive in a world full of challenges.

Conquer Other Realms: Embark on epic quests to conquer bosses from other realms, each with their own unique abilities and challenges. Team up with fellow players or go solo as you face off against formidable foes and claim victory for yourself.

Panda’s Server Network: Join a thriving community of Minecraft enthusiasts on the Panda’s Server Network, where players come together to share their experiences, collaborate on projects, and forge lasting friendships.

Join Us Today:

Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or new to the world of Minecraft modpacks, Panda’s Hexxit 2 SMP offers an immersive and exhilarating gameplay experience for players of all skill levels. Join us today and embark on a journey unlike any other!

pandashexxit2.g.akliz.net:10544

Level Up Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2279	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Level Up Minecraft is a large and popular Minecraft server that caters for all types of players. We ensure that all our players are happy and also make sure our server has minimal to no lag.

We currently have 7 servers set up and running which include: HUB Survival PvP Skyblock Creative Hunger Games

All servers are connected by a cloud, meaning you can easily teleport between servers using a simple command listed on the server – or use the server portal pads in HUB.

You can visit our website at: http://www.levelupmc.com Server IP: mc.levelupmc.com

mc.levelupmc.com

StroopCraft

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Votes:	1490
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

StroopCraft is a new minecraft server! We have 3 gamemodes: Survival, Parkour and Bedwars. We have multiple custom Parkour and Bedwars maps. Our server is mainly in English, but we also have Dutch support.

Server adress: play.stroopcraft.nl

We hope to see you soon on StroopCraft 😀

play.stroopcraft.nl