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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1353 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6715 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1541 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that actually launched players into outer space (true story, ask Steve from accounting).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and sings Justin Bieber songs. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your computer too, but that’s just a minor detail).