Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

#CommunityUpdate, #HaloGeneral, #HaloWaypoint, #MasterChiefCollection, #MCCUpdate, #OperationLaunch, #RevenueStream, #SpartanKelly087, #SunderedShowdown, #SupportEnded, #TerminalEdition, #TheYappeningII, Craft, gamingbible, general, Halo, haloinfinite, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, rainbowsixsiege, Server, Spartans, Style, Trailer, update, Xbox

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Votes:	504
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Emeralds Found:	1537
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Animals Bred:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	3192
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	7862
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	45
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	263	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	550
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8709

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mines Excavated:	4388	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Farms Harvested:	251
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5921

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	139
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7751
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!