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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4684 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 633 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Magic Items Found: | 6995 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They knew they had found something special when they were greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow and offering them diamond swords.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil wizards with nothing but a potato launcher. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.
So what are you waiting for? Say “CAR RAMROD” and join our server today for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.