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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4366 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz japan is like, begging people to get married, but, like, who needs a spouse when you can have a minecraft server, amirite? like, forget about the population crisis, we got creeper explosions and diamond mining to worry about. plus, we got this crazy story about a player who built a giant sushi roll out of blocks and now it’s the most popular tourist attraction in the game. so, like, join now and help us create a virtual japan that’s way cooler than the real one. let’s get married to minecraft, baby!
