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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 6864 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
If you dare ask us for an ad, we’ll do more than just post your IP – we’ll make sure your Minecraft character gets teleported to the Nether and left there with nothing but a wooden sword and a rotten potato!
Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of creepers waiting to blow up your hard work!
So come on, join us if you think you can handle the chaos and madness that awaits. But remember, we don’t take kindly to faggot tossers around here – only the bravest and craziest survive on our server!