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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6915 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
If you dare ask us for an ad, we’ll do more than just post your IP – we’ll make sure your Minecraft character gets teleported to the Nether and left there with nothing but a wooden sword and a rotten potato!
Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of creepers waiting to blow up your hard work!
So come on, join us if you think you can handle the chaos and madness that awaits. But remember, we don’t take kindly to faggot tossers around here – only the bravest and craziest survive on our server!