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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9820 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 9031 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Hey there, you absolute legends! Guess what’s poppin’ on our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s wilder than Robert De Niro’s freakout over Trump’s trial and Netanyahu calling a massacre a party!
If you dare ask us for an ad, we’ll do more than just post your IP – we’ll make sure your Minecraft character gets teleported to the Nether and left there with nothing but a wooden sword and a rotten potato!
Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of creepers waiting to blow up your hard work!
So come on, join us if you think you can handle the chaos and madness that awaits. But remember, we don’t take kindly to faggot tossers around here – only the bravest and craziest survive on our server!
