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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5479 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1722 |
Potions Brewed: | 137 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”