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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6616 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8106 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 122 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”