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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5572 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 |
1. Our server is located on a floating island in the shape of a giant banana. Why? Because why not!
2. The only way to access the island is by riding a flying pig that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold.
3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs filled with enchanted loot. Who needs regular old chickens when you can have these beauties?
4. The main attraction of our server is a disco party cave where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is a trampoline. Get ready to boogie down with your fellow players!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to coom in Moom’s womb for good luck!