Minecraft Kingdom of Zilla: Where swords clash, kingdoms rise, and mobs level up faster than you can say ‘Brews!’

Brews, Castles, Chest Shops, clash, defense building, Discord, Factions, Faster, feudalistic, gameplay guide, join requirements, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Knights, LEVEL, Lore, Medieval, Minecraft, mobs, proximity-based voice chat, real boats, Rise, Roleplay, RPG mob leveling, Swords, tactical planning, trade guilds, Vikings, Whitelist, zilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8029
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

New Minecraft Servers

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP’s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features

Feature	Description
Different medieval faction types	Kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
Feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore	Written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
RPG mob leveling system	Based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats	You can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide!

ZillaSMP Gameplay Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VJ2_0upgUloglrhO2lp9MyMOgRhGSY0ngVstraeIgaI/edit?usp=sharing

How to Join

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel!

ZillaSMP Discord: https://discord.gg/VdcgzxGsrJ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, you need to join our Discord server and follow the instructions to be whitelisted.
Are mods required to join?	No, mods are not required to join ZillaSMP.
How big is the map?	ZillaSMP features a 20k by 20k sized map.
Can I create my own kingdom?	Yes, players can create their own kingdoms within ZillaSMP.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP is allowed within certain rules and guidelines.

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Emeralds Found:	9633
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Farms Harvested:	207
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	56	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ores Mined:	2165	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2661	Gods Slained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Votes:	990
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Emeralds Found:	3287
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	123
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4862
Star Shards Collected:	79	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Towns Built:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
New Chunks Explored:	517982	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!