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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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