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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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