so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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