so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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