so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 19 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Holy Grails Found: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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