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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5737 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
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