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NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7149	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Mines Excavated:	4112	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Votes:	9085
Towns Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Votes:	7382
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ores Mined:	4526
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Falling into the Void:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Crops Grown:	8300
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3289	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!

BlockBless Minecraft server

administrators, Adventure, Antispam, Assistance, BlockBless, BUILD, Community, Competitions, Events, Explore, family, friendly community, gameplay, Minecraft, Prizes, Regular Updates, Server, Starter Kit, Structures, Support, Survival, valuable

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

BlockBless is a project where everyone can enjoy survival in Minecraft.

What awaits you:

– Survival: Explore endless worlds, build amazing structures and survive.

– Friendly Community: Join our big family where every player is important and respected.

– Regular updates: We are constantly adding new content and improving gameplay to make your adventure even more interesting.

– Events and competitions: Participate in events and competitions and win valuable prizes.

– Support and assistance: Our administrators are always ready to help and answer any questions.

Join us and become part of our community!

play.blockbless.ru:19132

The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

#addons, Age 18+, Atlas, bedrock, better on bedrock, building, Community, creativity, Discord, discussion, Events, Exploration, gameplay, member, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Project, Server, smp, Survival, teamwork, Vote, world reset

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Overview of The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

Server Information:	We’re a small welcoming community and would love to have you.
Membership:	Must be age 18 or over to become a member.
Decision Making:	Everything on the server is decided by discussion and vote by members.
Addons:	Currently using fun addons like Better on Bedrock, but discussing a reset with new addons.
Join Us:	Join today and discuss your favorite addons and suggestions for the server!

FAQs about The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided.
What is the age requirement for membership?	You must be 18 or over to become a member.
How are decisions made on the server?	Everything is decided by discussion and vote among members.
What addons are currently used on the server?	We are currently using Better on Bedrock, with discussions for new addons.
Can I suggest new addons for the server?	Absolutely! Join the server and discuss your suggestions with the community.

Join our Discord server to become a member: https://discord.gg/An4MkSw6aQ

Players:	91/100	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	61
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3