| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9893 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9746 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 169 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 95 | Magic Items Found: | 3641 |
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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2434 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 68 |
Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3905 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Magic Items Found: | 4202 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.
so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 5843 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7248 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2591 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!
Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!
Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 1502 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7417 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 995020 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.
But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.
So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2303 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 310 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1282 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8647 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 5112 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.
And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?
Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.
So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1020 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 184079 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.
So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1288 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3352 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!
But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3687 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Server Type | Whitelisted Survival |
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| Version | Java 1.21.4 |
| Region | South US |
A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form
A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.
A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9580 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 8375 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 158 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.
So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9623 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 |
We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.
Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!
