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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3458 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!
And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!