MindQuack Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RedditLearnsMC SMP

Community, discussion, Diverse, education, Engaging, experiences, facts, Forums, informative, Insights, INTERESTING, internet, knowledge, learning, long tail tags, ONLINE, reddit, RedditLearnsMC, sharing, smp, social media, valuable

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5869
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up random stuff for fun. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. And don’t even get me started on the giant zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3pm sharp. It’s chaos, but it’s so much fun!

So if you want to join in on the craziness and have a blast with us, come on over to our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ImpatientCraft: Where Patience Goes to Die

#impatience, annoyance, Die, exasperation, Frustration, impatience with delays, impatience with excuses, impatience with ignorance, impatience with incompetence, impatience with inefficiency, impatience with laziness, impatience with rudeness, ImpatientCraft, intolerance, intolerance for waiting, irritability, lack of patience, losing patience, patience, running out of patience, short temper, zero tolerance

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	2498
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Tired of waiting for your crops to grow in Minecraft? Sick of watching paint dry while you mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, time moves at the speed of light! Literally, the sun rises and sets every 30 seconds, so you’ll never have to wait around for anything ever again. Join us and experience the thrill of instant gratification like never before!

Putin’s Nightmare Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, fear, Geopolitics, influence, international relations, Just and Fair, Minecraft, Nightmare, peace talks, Politics, power, president, putin, Putins, rhetoric, russia, Server, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, united states, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even putin would be shaking in his boots? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, a wild zelensky appears! he starts spouting off about how trump’s ‘just and fair’ rhetoric on russia is exactly what putin is afraid of. like, what even is happening, amirite?

but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to hang out with zelensky and talk politics while you mine, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.

so come join us on this server, where the drama is real and the adventures are endless. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet putin himself (jk, that’s not gonna happen). but seriously, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Tusk vs Musk: Blocky Banter

afd, banter, blocky, controversy, criticises, criticism, european union, far-right party, germany, Government, leadership, Musk, OMINOUS, pm, Poland, Polish, Politics, public speaking, Rally, remarks, Speech, Tusk

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Buildings Constructed:	46
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so many crazy things happening like pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha slide. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a talking parrot named Larry. Larry told the player that if they joined our server, they would become the ruler of the land and have all the power in the world.

so come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your life! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). let’s build, mine, and laugh until our sides hurt. see you there, buddy!

BreakupCraft: Trauma Edition

Adults, brain development, BreakupCraft, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, early adversity, Edition, emotional resilience., emotional trauma, emotional well being, later-life stressors, lower hippocampal brain volume, mental health, neuroscience, psychological effects, Psychology, relationships, Romantic breakups, stress impact, Trauma, Trauma recovery

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	2540
Animals Bred:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Items Found:	1670

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u forget all about ur childhood trauma and breakups? well, look no further cuz our server is the cure for all ur problems!

we have found that playing on our server actually increases the size of ur hippocampus, so say goodbye to all those pesky brain volume issues. and get this, if u have gone through a breakup AND childhood trauma, playing on our server will actually reverse the effects and make u feel like a new person.

we have crazy stories of players who joined our server and suddenly became millionaires in real life, all thanks to the power of our minecraft world. u never know what kind of magical things will happen when u join our server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and start living ur best life now! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, am i right?

2b2e

2b2e, 2b2e timeline, 2b2t bedrock, 5 years, Anarchy, bedrock, Clans, Hannec, historians, Incursions, mega bases, pony town, Spawn Castle, Spawn Parties, Strong anticheat, UTOPIA Skybase

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	2797	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimension Hops:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	2b2e.org
Features	Proper anti-cheat system Mega bases and clans Rich 5-year history
IP	2b2e.org
Port	19132

FAQs

1. Is the server suitable for players who enjoy anarchy gameplay?

Yes, the server is an anarchy server that caters to players who enjoy this type of gameplay. It has a proper anti-cheat system in place to maintain the balance and prevent cheating.

2. Are there any mega bases or clans on the server?

Yes, there are multiple mega bases and clans on the server, including UTOPIA Skybase, Pony Town, Hannec, and the Spawn Castle. These can also be found on YouTube.

3. How long has the server been running?

The server has a rich 5-year history and has never been reset. It also has a large community of historians who keep track of the server’s events.

Mystic RealmCraft 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Bing, DING, mystic, Np9EtRwJR9A, realmcraft, tilidding, tilidingdin, tilidingding, tilidingting, tilitildingdinjg, watch

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Votes:	652
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn rainbow explosion in your face! Like, imagine if your grandma’s knitting needles were actually laser beams shooting out rainbows, that’s how epic this server is!

You’ll be mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battling zombie chickens with lightsabers made of cheese, and building a castle out of marshmallows and dreams.

And the best part? The server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who communicate in Morse code through dubstep remixes of Justin Bieber songs.

So come join us and experience the most mind-bending, pants-wetting, reality-questioning Minecraft server of all time! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! Wooooo!

GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut

age gap, awkward encounters, boundary setting, embarrassing situation, family drama, friend hangouts, generational differences, grandma’s pool, GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut, High schoolers, Inappropriate Behavior, mixed group, naked woman, old lady bits, pool etiquette, social awkwardness, summer fun, swim day, teenage tantrum, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mines Excavated:	1549	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring pool parties with no surprises? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected guests, like the naked old lady who just wants to feel “youthful and freeing” by swimming with high schoolers.

Imagine the chaos as you try to enjoy a swim day with your friends, only to have your grandma’s friends crash the party in the most outrageous way possible. But don’t worry, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises unforgettable moments and crazy stories to tell, join us now! Just remember, no old naked ladies allowed in our virtual pool.

BedroomBlundersMC SMP

accident, awkward, BEDROOM, BedroomBlundersMC, bloopers, blunder, clumsy, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, hilarious, humor, Incident, laughable, mishap, mishaps, mistake, silly, slip-up, smp, unexpected

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Votes:	6226
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimension Hops:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Lol, okay so like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your Minecraft bedroom, mining some diamonds and stuff, and then BOOM! A creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your bed! Haha, total bedroom mishap, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have a special anti-creeper bed protection system, so you can sleep soundly without any explosions. Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP experience ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we all dance like crazy while wearing diamond armor. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together!

PixelatedPanic

changing demographics, changing values, cultural shifts, Disappearance, disappearing customs, disappearing habits, disappearing industries, disappearing practices, disappearing skills, disappearing traditions, environmental degradation, evolving attitudes, evolving beliefs, PixelatedPanic, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities, societal awareness, societal changes, societal evolution, technological advancements, vanishing landmarks

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Remember when people used to think the Earth was flat? Well, that’s nothing compared to what’s been disappearing over the last 20 years on our server! Join us and witness the gradual disappearance of gravity itself! That’s right, on our server, you can float around like a majestic Minecraft unicorn, defying all laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where every Tuesday, all the mobs in the game turn into delicious tacos for you to feast on. It’s a fiesta like no other!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon, where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Legend has it, if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the weirdest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

CraftyKremlinWars

Alliance, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWars, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!

AwkwardPenguin EmpathyCraft

adolescents, AwkwardPenguin, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional development, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, emotional sensitivity, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Grief, Human Behavior, mental health, older adults, Psychologists, psychology research, Sadness, sensitivity, social empathy, social pain, social psychology, social situations, young adults

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Potions Brewed:	160
Falling into the Void:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

so, like, this minecraft server is the bomb dot com for all you young adults out there who are sensitive and stuff. we got you covered with all the good vibes and support you need, cuz we know you feel things more deeply than those old farts and angsty teens. join us for a safe space to express your feelings and make friends who get you. plus, we have the most lit virtual parties and events to distract you from all that social pain. come on, join us and let’s be sensitive together! #feels #minecrafttherapy #youngadultsquad

Sylph-Tech

2025, andesite age, Automation, Bosses, Discord, efforts, Exploration, Ip:, January 5th., Join, long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Progression, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures, world

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Items Found:	4782
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mines Excavated:	4733
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

Q: When did the world start?

A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Animals Bred:	125	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1416	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Animals Bred:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3383	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	2225

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

Players:	94/300	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mines Excavated:	3830
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3