Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChildhoodEnder Minecraft SMP

adult responsibilities, childhood trauma, ChildhoodEnder, Coming of Age, emotional scars, family dynamics, financial struggles, growing up, health issues, identity crisis, Life Changes, loss of childhood friends, loss of innocence, maturing, mental health challenges, Minecraft, Moving away, parental divorce, peer pressure, personal tragedy, school stress, smp, societal pressures

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. We got diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers twerking for emeralds. It’s a whole vibe, trust me.

So like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and puppies. It was wild, man. And then, out of nowhere, a herd of llamas started breakdancing and challenging me to a dance-off. I mean, who knew llamas had such sick moves?

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We’re talking epic showdowns with players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrots. It’s like a scene straight out of a crazy dream, but it’s real, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up. We’re always looking for more players to join the madness. Come on, what ended your childhood? Join us and let’s make some new memories, fam!

MineCraftyShowerTime

Alone Time, bathroom routine, daily routine, deep cleaning, hygiene, long showers, meditation, mental health, MineCraftyShowerTime, pampering, personal grooming, Relaxation, self love, self-care, self-indulgence, showering, Skincare Routine, stress relief, Time management, Unwinding, water conservation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	40
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Are you tired of wasting your precious time in the shower when you could be building epic creations in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding dragons through the Nether, and participating in intense dance-offs with Endermen. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring showers and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Square Root Society

1980 babies, 45, age, Birthday, born in 1980, calculation, fun fact, generation, INTERESTING, long tail, Math, milestone, numerical connection, Root, society, Special, Square, square root, tags, Trivia, turning 45, Unique, year

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

join our epic minecraft server where 1980 babies are the true rulers. why, you ask? because their age is the square root of the year, 45. that’s right, they are the chosen ones destined to build the most epic structures and slay the most wicked mobs.

come join the fun and witness 1980 babies creating pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind. watch as they ride pigs into battle and conquer the land with their superior building skills.

if you’re not a 1980 baby, don’t worry! we welcome all players with open arms. come and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when a bunch of 1980 babies take over a minecraft server. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ballhog SMP

ballhog, smp, SMP Java Survival Community Adventure Bases Biomes Collaboration Lag-free Events Casual Hardcore Fair gameplay Exploration Trade Solo Team Vibe Rules Events

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	4442	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Ballhog SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Playerbase	Chill and Friendly
Features	Fair rules, exciting events, relaxed atmosphere
Server IP	103.152.197.167:25576

FAQs

Q: Is this server modded?

A: No, this server is pure vanilla survival with no mods or plugins.

Q: What kind of community does this server have?

A: The playerbase is friendly, welcoming, and loves to collaborate and trade.

Q: Are there any special events on this server?

A: Yes, there are exciting events organized regularly for all players to enjoy.

Q: Is the server lag-free?

A: Yes, the server provides a lag-free experience for all players.

Q: Can I play solo on this server?

A: Absolutely! Whether you’re a solo player or enjoy teaming up with others, there’s something for everyone on Ballhog SMP.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	200	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Astral Projections Made:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Votes:	1302
Ores Mined:	5881	Towns Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Animals Bred:	68	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	788	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Potions Brewed:	47
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Animals Bred:	123	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magic Items Found:	3362	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2173	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8327	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Crops Grown:	8804

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

Players:	92/800	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	892488
Potions Brewed:	172	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	10