Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magic Items Found:	7084
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Buildings Constructed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3934	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	287

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	83	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Towns Built:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	278064
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Void Armor Forged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

Cherry Block

Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, balance, BLOCK, Cheating, Cherry, Community, Discord, Elevate, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, Memories, Mods, multiplayer, PORT, Premium, rules, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Operational Hours	Almost 24/7

FAQ

Q: What is the server’s philosophy?

A: Embrace the Golden Rule, no room for griefing or stealing, zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Q: How long has the server been operational?

A: The server has been operational since 2019.

Q: How can I join the vibrant community?

A: Visit the Discord linked on the website and start creating unforgettable memories with us!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Void Gems Collected:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Players:	90/100	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5