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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9682 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3360 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 666 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Our server is like therapy, but with exploding creepers and diamond swords! Let your inner child run wild as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come on, leave your emotional baggage at the door and join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding pigs into the sunset to even remember what messed you up in the first place.