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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 174 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3579 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Our server is like therapy, but with exploding creepers and diamond swords! Let your inner child run wild as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come on, leave your emotional baggage at the door and join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding pigs into the sunset to even remember what messed you up in the first place.