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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Crops Grown: 8220

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
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