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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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