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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 779 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 4323 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Join us for outrageous adventures where you can build your own virtual fortress to keep out unwanted visitors, just like you did in real life! No need to worry about uninvited guests holding your virtual baby while you clean up after them – on our server, you’re in control.
And if you ever need a break from virtual parenting, feel free to let your in-game husband handle the responsibilities while you go on a virtual date. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to clean up after virtual egg-cooking MILs along the way.
So come join us on our server, where closed mouths don’t get fed, but entitled players always find a way to survive and thrive!