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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7353 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1221 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 274 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!
So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!
