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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4381 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!