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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 1201 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 7837 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!